The Big News

Why is Kiko so large-ish in the previous entry???emoticon

Drumroll….

   Both Kiko and I would obviously like to be able to give everyone the good news face to face, but since that really isn’t much of an option, we want to take this opportunity to let all of our good friends and family (and the stragglers from the internet who accidently find themselves here… i guess) know the good news…
Introducing David Jr. aka Kunio aka We don’t have a name yet! emoticon

 

Now accepting name submissions. There will be a vote. You can forever improve or mess-up it’s life. Make it so.

 

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Kiko & David! & Off to Toronto

Just a quick note before we set off for Toronto. It will be a very short and action packed filled trip as we head back to Toronto for 10 days. I have a big scholarship interview but after that is done (30th) I hope to see as many people as I can in the last 4 days. Wish me luck!

See you guys soon and wish us a safe flight! …

Kiko’s New T-Shirt 

No matter what she tells you, this is Kiko’s new favourite shirt. (you can tell by how happy she looks in it!!) 

Another big thanks to Chris and Lianne! Everything you guys have sent has been amazing…. miss and love you guys.  emoticon 

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I Love… Dokdo?

Time to give you a little insight into the region where Kiko and I are living.

Japan wasn’t exactly the most popular country right after World War II. After invading the rest of Asia (to save it from the whiteys… who else?) many of the regions they had taken over were being claimed by various countries. (Mostly China, Korea etc…)

Fast forward to 2005. There is this tiny little ass island called Takeshima in Japanese, and Dokdo in Korean. Now Japan (The Country) claims it as their own island, while Korea claims it as theirs. For some unknown reason Korea got a little excited about this and made a big deal about it. After 3 Korean people cutting their fingers off, 40 Korean’s moving to the island, Korean TV Shows & Movies about Imperial Japan, and 130million Japanese people going "… we have an island called Takeshima?" emoticon Read, learn, and become smarter here.

edited: Wow. After a little searching I found this. Koreans seem pretty excited about these rocks. Welcome to Cyber Dokdo.

I am proud to present my "I love Dokdo" shirt from my very good friends Chris and Lianne in Korea.

I wear it around Japan, but they just laugh. They cannot fathom why there are "I love Dokdo" goods selling in Korea, and the average Japanese person would be more than happy to give it back…

 

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 … and yes those are I love Dokdo socks and a pencil case. 

Vegetable Update

I bet you were hoping for something exciting… right? Too bad. I’ve been getting a lot of flak about being domesticated. What the hell does that mean? Well if it means "trapped in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by only farmland and rice paddies, having nothing else to do but make sweet sweet vegetables that you are all secertly jealous of" then yes… yes I am domesticated. As soon as I get the update to the website finished, you should see a lot of changes and (in theory) the website should be a lot more fun, and easier for me to update. Cuz’ I’m lazy. The keeners out there would note that the photo albums are being updated fairly regularily (go check them out!) and I have added a stats page and a poll booth. All in preperation for the new design! We also have a ton of news coming (from both Kiko and I) as well as a trip back to Canada this month. So stay tuned… in the meantime, bow down to my potatoes (and my new farming boots!), my tomatoes and my watermelon (which has now sprung to 7 watermelons!!!) (note the HUGE pictures)

our potatoes

 

our potatoes

 

our tomatoes

 

our watermelons

On my way to Tokyo

Hello!

… I’m off to Tokyo for a week today.

Yes, I’m leaving my poor wife.
Yes, I have not finished my billion page translation.
Yes, I am a bad person.

But I have no choice. It’s for work. So write Kiko e-mails and comments.
Call her even!

Don’t get too excited, but yes, oh yes, you will be getting live updates. I know thats what you want. (and don’t think I don’t hear you mocking me…! bastards.)

On the more good news front:

Look at this watermelon. (I only have one… so far). It’s gettin’ HUGE.

our watermelons

 

our watermelons #2

My Vegetables

It took a long time, but I realize (mostly from your retarded comments and e-mails) that people want more exciting posts from me. OK! I’m working on it. As soon as I finish this 1billion page translation of some poor PHD students essay on Uncle Tom’s Cabin (don’t ask…) I will get to work on the site. davidandkiko.com 3.0 will be interactive, a little more interesting and a lot more fun.

In the meantime, Kiko and I are always checking the site and are thrilled to see you guys visiting/posting/commenting/guestbooking. Some photo galleries have been replaced and updated, so take a look at those. Kiko has also been feeling a lot better and should start posting herself again soon.

Now, back to the important part: my vegetables. If you look in the photo gallery you should be able to find pictures of my vegetables (not much else to do here). I planted green peppers, tomatoes, potatoes, sweet potatoes, edamame (string beans, sort of), corn, and … watermelons.

Look at the excitement:

our watermelons

 

our watermelons #2

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AND BEFORE I FORGET —-> look at the damn Cherry Blossom Pictures. They are fantastic because I am fantastic.
Lots to update, just give me a little time.
What have we been doing??? lots of news!
Kiko, the taskmaster that she is, is making me work on the side so I have been crazy busy.

Pictures and stuff coming soon.
And a Kiko game by Liz.
And comments by my friends.
And visits to this site my supposed friends.

I’ll probably delete this post after as well so live it, love it.
that is all.

The Downing Street Memo

Original link available here.

SECRET AND STRICTLY PERSONAL – UK EYES ONLY

DAVID MANNING
From: Matthew Rycroft
Date: 23 July 2002
S 195 /02

cc: Defence Secretary, Foreign Secretary, Attorney-General, Sir Richard Wilson, John Scarlett, Francis Richards, CDS, C, Jonathan Powell, Sally Morgan, Alastair Campbell

IRAQ: PRIME MINISTER’S MEETING, 23 JULY

Copy addressees and you met the Prime Minister on 23 July to discuss Iraq.

This record is extremely sensitive. No further copies should be made. It should be shown only to those with a genuine need to know its contents.

John Scarlett summarised the intelligence and latest JIC assessment. Saddam’s regime was tough and based on extreme fear. The only way to overthrow it was likely to be by massive military action. Saddam was worried and expected an attack, probably by air and land, but he was not convinced that it would be immediate or overwhelming. His regime expected their neighbours to line up with the US. Saddam knew that regular army morale was poor. Real support for Saddam among the public was probably narrowly based.

C reported on his recent talks in Washington. There was a perceptible shift in attitude. Military action was now seen as inevitable. Bush wanted to remove Saddam, through military action, justified by the conjunction of terrorism and WMD. But the intelligence and facts were being fixed around the policy. The NSC had no patience with the UN route, and no enthusiasm for publishing material on the Iraqi regime’s record. There was little discussion in Washington of the aftermath after military action.

CDS said that military planners would brief CENTCOM on 1-2 August, Rumsfeld on 3 August and Bush on 4 August.

The two broad US options were:

(a) Generated Start. A slow build-up of 250,000 US troops, a short (72 hour) air campaign, then a move up to Baghdad from the south. Lead time of 90 days (30 days preparation plus 60 days deployment to Kuwait).

(b) Running Start. Use forces already in theatre (3 x 6,000), continuous air campaign, initiated by an Iraqi casus belli. Total lead time of 60 days with the air campaign beginning even earlier. A hazardous option.

The US saw the UK (and Kuwait) as essential, with basing in Diego Garcia and Cyprus critical for either option. Turkey and other Gulf states were also important, but less vital. The three main options for UK involvement were:

(i) Basing in Diego Garcia and Cyprus, plus three SF squadrons.

(ii) As above, with maritime and air assets in addition.

(iii) As above, plus a land contribution of up to 40,000, perhaps with a discrete role in Northern Iraq entering from Turkey, tying down two Iraqi divisions.

The Defence Secretary said that the US had already begun “spikes of activity” to put pressure on the regime. No decisions had been taken, but he thought the most likely timing in US minds for military action to begin was January, with the timeline beginning 30 days before the US Congressional elections.

The Foreign Secretary said he would discuss this with Colin Powell this week. It seemed clear that Bush had made up his mind to take military action, even if the timing was not yet decided. But the case was thin. Saddam was not threatening his neighbours, and his WMD capability was less than that of Libya, North Korea or Iran. We should work up a plan for an ultimatum to Saddam to allow back in the UN weapons inspectors. This would also help with the legal justification for the use of force.

The Attorney-General said that the desire for regime change was not a legal base for military action. There were three possible legal bases: self-defence, humanitarian intervention, or UNSC authorisation. The first and second could not be the base in this case. Relying on UNSCR 1205 of three years ago would be difficult. The situation might of course change.

The Prime Minister said that it would make a big difference politically and legally if Saddam refused to allow in the UN inspectors. Regime change and WMD were linked in the sense that it was the regime that was producing the WMD. There were different strategies for dealing with Libya and Iran. If the political context were right, people would support regime change. The two key issues were whether the military plan worked and whether we had the political strategy to give the military plan the space to work.

On the first, CDS said that we did not know yet if the US battleplan was workable. The military were continuing to ask lots of questions.

For instance, what were the consequences, if Saddam used WMD on day one, or if Baghdad did not collapse and urban warfighting began? You said that Saddam could also use his WMD on Kuwait. Or on Israel, added the Defence Secretary.

The Foreign Secretary thought the US would not go ahead with a military plan unless convinced that it was a winning strategy. On this, US and UK interests converged. But on the political strategy, there could be US/UK differences. Despite US resistance, we should explore discreetly the ultimatum. Saddam would continue to play hard-ball with the UN.

John Scarlett assessed that Saddam would allow the inspectors back in only when he thought the threat of military action was real.

The Defence Secretary said that if the Prime Minister wanted UK military involvement, he would need to decide this early. He cautioned that many in the US did not think it worth going down the ultimatum route. It would be important for the Prime Minister to set out the political context to Bush.

Conclusions:

(a) We should work on the assumption that the UK would take part in any military action. But we needed a fuller picture of US planning before we could take any firm decisions. CDS should tell the US military that we were considering a range of options.

(b) The Prime Minister would revert on the question of whether funds could be spent in preparation for this operation.

(c) CDS would send the Prime Minister full details of the proposed military campaign and possible UK contributions by the end of the week.

(d) The Foreign Secretary would send the Prime Minister the background on the UN inspectors, and discreetly work up the ultimatum to Saddam.

He would also send the Prime Minister advice on the positions of countries in the region especially Turkey, and of the key EU member states.

(e) John Scarlett would send the Prime Minister a full intelligence update.

(f) We must not ignore the legal issues: the Attorney-General would consider legal advice with FCO/MOD legal advisers.

(I have written separately to commission this follow-up work.)

MATTHEW RYCROFT

(Rycroft was a Downing Street foreign policy aide)

[emphasis added]

Notes regarding the document’s validity:

“The newly disclosed memo, which was first reported by the Sunday Times of London, hasn’t been disavowed by the British government. The British Embassy in Washington did not respond to requests for comment.

A former senior U.S. official called it “an absolutely accurate description of what transpired” during the senior British intelligence officer’s visit to Washington. He spoke on condition of anonymity.

A White House official said the administration wouldn’t comment on leaked British documents…”

• Memo: Bush manipulated Iraq intel,
Newsday, May 9, 2005

“British officials did not dispute the document’s authenticity…”

• Bush asked to explain UK war memo,
CNN, May 12, 2005

“Since Smith’s report was published May 1, Blair’s Downing Street office has not disputed the document’s authenticity. Asked about them Wednesday, a Blair spokesman said the report added nothing significant…”

• Indignation Grows in U.S. Over British Prewar Documents,
LA Times, May 12, 2005